thecrazyfilipino:

Sometimes I see a really cute couple picture that makes me feel all lonely and what not, but then I just have to scroll down a bit farther and I see a picture of food and then it makes me feel less lonely. Food always has my back.

When people say “You’re filipino? I thought you were Asian?”

thecrazyfilipino:

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what do you say when: oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium and phosphorous walk into a bar?

thecrazyfilipino:

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person: i love josh hutchinson!
*cannon blows*
person: team peter!
*cannon blows*
person: team --
*cannon blows*
person: i saw the movie so i can skip the first book!
*cannon blows*
person: is there gonna be a hunger games 2?
*cannon blows*
person: did you hear they made hunger games into a book?
*cannon blows*
person: jennifer lawrence is too fat to be katniss
*cannon blows*
person: i heard josh is an alcoholic
*cannon blows*

rnassachusetts:

swaggin my way downtown

twerkin fast

bitches pass

and im hoodbound

(Source: circletines)

mom: are you dating that boy you hugged him
mom: are you dating that boy you were talking to him
mom: are you dating that boy he looked at you
mom: are you dating that boy he was breathing your air

(Source: staypozitive)

(Source: philosopherintraining)

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